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You were happy.
You had never felt this happiness like this for years.
Taylor had been avoiding you and Karkat at school and the bullying against you cooled down somewhat. You were still bullied, but not as much. But, it didn't bother you now.
You loved him. You love Karkat. You never thought you would.

Once you and Karkat came back to your apartment, you both sat down and did homework. He seriously hated how stupid it was and didn't get any of the classes. He replied to them as this:


Reading: This is the worst literature that I have EVER seen. This is NOT romance. Why would clones fuck with each other in public and screw every single woman or man they can find? Only Ampora would like this…

Science: What the fuck? Humans have all of these useless theories on the most typical things? Why?

Algebra: Okay, what the fuck. Why the hell would you need to do all of these steps for ONE GOGDAMN EASY NUMBER SCRAMBLE?!

Latin: Isn't this a dead human language? Why are you learning this shit if it's an Earth language that DOESN'T EXIST?

Choir: Why. The. FUCK. Did you sign me up for EAR RAPING VOCAL TRAINING?!

World History: These 'historians' are the dumbest assholes ever. I CREATED this planet. These dumbasses don't know shit.


But, you didn't care. Grades won't really matter to him. And you pretty much agreed with him on the classes too.
"_______?"
You looked over to Karkat. "What is it, Karkat?"
He put his books down and turned over to you. "Have I ever told you about quadrants?"
Quadrants? As in four groups or something? What does he mean? "No. Can you tell me?"
"Well," Karkat started, "They're the troll relationship caste. There's Matesprit, Aupstise, Morail, and Kismisis. Morail means the term 'best friend'. A kismisis is you're rival or mortal enemy. Aupstise is where someone steps into the kismisis and keeps them from killing each other like a peacekeeper. And matesprit…"

Karkat's face turned a little red. "It's a devotion. Like what you humans call 'engagement'… Or, boyfriend-girlfriend. When they feel flushed for each other."
… Engagement? "You mean… Like if you love them and they love you back, that quadrant happens?"
"No shit, _______."

You got a little curious. "So… When matespritism comes, will there be babies involved?"
"Grubs, actually."
"How do grubs get-"
"OUT OF THE FUCKING QUESTION."

Huh. Weird.
"Well, why did you bring this up all of the sudden?" you ask. Karkat turns away. "I used to be flushed for someone… She was a little crazy, but… Yeah. You don't need to know ANY more, got it?"
You nodded. Wow. You feel really sorry for him.

He's far away from his crush… And who knows when he'll see her again? "Karkat… I'm so sorry…" you say softly.
"… Whatever, just finish your boring, useless human activity papers while flipping through your number scramble book."

You agreed with him about homework. Seriously.
Alright, I FINALLY DID IT!!! PART 7!!! The wait was worth it, because this has major clues ;3 Also, if you can guess what book Karkat was talking about, you get a gold star c:
And, no. If you go to my school, then sorry. You already know what it is. But, it's okay :3

You= In the redrom quadrant
Homestuck= The almighty Andrew Hussie

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:iconkanaya--maryam:
Kanaya--Maryam Featured By Owner May 1, 2014   General Artist
*Auspistice
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:iconsecretmagics:
secretmagics Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
I totally agree on everything karkat said about the subjects they are totally funny. XD
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:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ear raping vocal training. The most accurate shit ever
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:iconjazzminth22:
JazzminTH22 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Tch, that bitch Taylor comes at me again I'mma pop a cap in her ass! 
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
'I used to be flushed for someone'... Do you know what that means? He's flushed for someone else! I think we all know who that new person is. Right?
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TinyBirdGames Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES!!! I c@n tot@lly sense some @ction coming on!
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:iconarisuta-chan:
Arisuta-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
this series keeps me laughing all the way~
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:iconpotentiallyme:
potentiallyME Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Number scramble book..... heh -w-

I think this is pretty cute :icon2penglandjoyplz:
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:iconlilmac13:
lilmac13 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
Holy crap. I keep laughing my ass off at this fanfiction. I love Karkat's explosion at Taylor, and his description of the classes. I totally agree. I'm going to show this to my friends who haven't read Homestuck so they can be all like "wtf girl". This is amazing. Ear raping vocal training? I reread that part like 10 times and laughed harder each time. I love this fanfiction. Definitely a favorite!
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
I. I feel loved ;o;
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:iconkanakensu21:
Kanakensu21 Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
ear raping vocal training XD
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Hate* not have
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Is he talking about nepeta or terezi? Oh gOG I have Karkat and terezi. Lol in chapter 3 he's like "WHY DOES THE HAT GOTTA BE RED?" And I'm like *cough cough terezi cough*
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:iconadamant-amaranth:
adamant-amaranth Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
i hate KarkatxTerezi too! I'm for Nepkat to be honest :hug:
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
Nepkat is the best karkat ship! *we cheer with faygo*
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:iconadamant-amaranth:
adamant-amaranth Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
*drinks all my Faygo in one gulp* yessssss
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
*drinks my faygo* hey maybe we can invite gamzee and get him sober and have a party!!
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:iconadamant-amaranth:
adamant-amaranth Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
*drowns self in faygo* yesss
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
*gamzee comes over and We get high and sober and start killing everybody* MIRACLES!!!
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student Writer
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT BUCKETS...
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
I can't take buckets or horns seriously now. When ever I see them, I just laugh to myself, and people look at me funny. Also, there's lemons. There's this girl in one of classes and she has a lemon sticker ON HER BINDER! I just can't handle it.
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Writer
holy shit X3
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
I also tried to explain why I was laughing at it. I told them it means smut, but they didn't know what smut meant. I guess I ruined their innocence, but I told them that smut meant there's sex. Their eyes got really wide, and they didn't really have a response to what I said.
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student Writer
oh wow my friends were just really blunt with it, like they didn't even care •w•
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
I CAN SHOW YOU BUCKETS
SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID
TELL ME PRINCESS
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A BUCKET THIS BEAUTIFULLLL
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student Writer
YES
Karkat: DON'T PUT THAT UP TO MY FACE, DAMNIT, I'M ONLY SIX MOON SWEEPS OLD.
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
Heehee too bad, Karkitty!
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student Writer
Karkat: DON'T CALL ME THAT-
*Shhosh paps Karkat*
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
*hugs karkat* I love you
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Student Writer
Karkat:AND I HATE YOU TOO
*slaps Karkat in back of head*
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
That was glubbing awesome. Thank you. AND KARKAT I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYONE. *slaps him in the face* *cheers with Lucia with Faygo*
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WinterFire333 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
TH4T W4S B34UT1FUL!!!
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
I know right XD
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8lunalee8 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
this was hilarious. I'm still laughing!!! :)
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:iconlainypen:
lainypen Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Aww, poor Karkat got rejected by Nepeta.
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
What .-. ?
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:iconfernan465:
Fernan465 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Please write more ^-^ reader should start calling Karkat Karkitty because the name fits Mr.BeebbeebMeow (I just figured the name out yesterday)
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lovewolfs100 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHERE'S PART 8 OOOOO:
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:iconfallingteapots:
Fallingteapots Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
"Choir: Why. The. FUCK. Did you sign me up for EAR RAPING VOCAL TRAINING?!"

My mom thought I was choking on something because I was laughing so hard.

ALSO, WRITE MORE YOU LAZY FUCKASS.
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
I INDEED AM A LAZY FUCKASS AND I AM WRITING AS WE SPEAK SO I MAY NOT CONTINUE TO BE A LAZY FUCKASS
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:iconfallingteapots:
Fallingteapots Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
GOOD YOU LAZY FUCK
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KawaiiGirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmoarplz:.....pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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emoxluv Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
More please!!!!!!!!!! <3
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:iconkisskiss121:
KissKiss121 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I love this story so much. Please update soon
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AwesomeDude33 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Artist
THE BOOK KARKAT READ

WAS IS "50 shades of Grey"?
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
I'm not sure if my english teacher would give us '50 Shades of Grey' for a reading assignment xDDD it's called Brave New World
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:iconawesomedude33:
AwesomeDude33 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student Artist
FUDGE MUFFIN! XD
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
:iconyoutriedplz:
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:iconawesomedude33:
AwesomeDude33 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student Artist
xD
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JadeStrider32 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
Just... update it. Please. I love it. ;_;
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