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"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!!"

You were having trouble with convincing Karkat to go with you to school. Who knows what he'll do without you watching him? So far, he hated everything about you. Sometimes, you felt like he hated you for no reason at all.
He's just lucky you're tolerant.

To sum up the weekend, Karkat watched pretty much every romantic comedy he could find, told you off, slept in YOUR bed, and you had to deal with him screaming at the TV while he was watching 'The Real Housewives'.

"Look, nooksucker. I'm not going to one of your stupid human school buildings every gogdamn day. I'm your fucking GOD!" he snapped at you. You ignored him. "Just shut up and go with it, Karkat. You shouldn't be in my apartment every 'gogdamn' day either."

He was about to reply, but he seemed as though he had nothing to say in response. He just groaned. "If it makes you shut up, I'l go TODAY. That's it." You sighed in relief, then got out a glass case of peach face paint. "Good. Now, you have to put this costume paint on-"
"No way in hell."

Somehow, you knew he was going to say that. Fortunately, you were prepared. "Oh well then," you say with an exasperated sigh, "Guess when you go looking like what you are right now, you're gonna be taken by the government to a secret science testing lab then."

He spun his head toward you.

"Who knows what they'll do? Probably cut you open and examine you? Maybe-"
"SHUT UP, OKAY?! I'LL PUT ON THE FUCKING CLOWN SHIT!!!"

Karkat snatched the costume makeup and stormed out of the bathroom. Good thing, too. You were about to be late for your classes.
About thirty minutes later, Karkat got out. It was actually surprising. He looked fully human.  Now, you had to do something about the horns. You instantly went over to your winter clothes cabinet and pulled out a red wool hat.

"Okay, you need to put this on to cover up your horns." Karkat just scowled at the sight of it. "Why the fuck does it have to be red?"
You rolled your eyes. "Well, it's all I have, so don't be a color nazi." You handed it to him, and he took it, muttering swear words under his breath.

Once he put it on, he looked ready to go.
"Alright, time to go!" you chimed and dragged him out. You didn't know why you were so happy. Maybe because this grumpy alien was the closest thing you had to a friend before? Well Karkat wasn't much in the friend category, but still.
After walking through the park, you arrived at your school. Just as you thought, Karkat was extremely overwhelmed by all of the people around.

"What... The fuck is this, _______?" he asked. You smiled. "This is school." Once those words left your mouth, you remembered what school really is for you. "Yeah... School..." you sighed quietly. Karkat looked at you with a confused face, then turned away.
You both went into the school.

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You and Karkat arrived to your homeroom class after fighting through the halls. The teacher looked to Karkat. "Who is this, _______?" he asked. "Oh, he's a foreign exchange student here. His name's Karkat Vantas and he's enrolled here."
... Total lie.
The teacher raised an eyebrow. "Very well. You may sit down in your regular seat. I shall assign 'Karkat' into a seat in which he will be sitting in until the end of the semester."
Karkat gave you a 'screw you, bitch' face. You thought fast. "Well, uh, he might only be here today. His parents might be moving to another place after today, so... Yeah."

You knew the teacher wouldn't buy it. But before he could ask questions, the bell rang. You quickly sat into your seat before he could go back to what he was about to say.
Soon, all the students swarmed in until the classroom was full. You never exactly listened to the announcements on the intercom. They were mainly about football games and clubs.
You didn't give two shits about sports and no one would let you into a club.

Once announcements were over, your teacher and Karkat were up at the front of the class. "Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to a new exchange student from... Well, he hasn't really said yet. Anyway, this young lad is Karkat Vantas."
All the girls in the class whispered quiet comments among each other, like: "Where do you think he's from?" or "He's sooo cute!".

Karkat stood there. Sullen.
"Now, Karkat. You will be assigned to the seat by..."

Come on... You... Choose you... You're the one that gave the impression to him that you knew him before...
"Oh! Pick me, sir~!"
Oh shit. NononononononoNO!!

"Aah, yes. You can take the seat by Taylor McTreal right over there." the teacher said and pointed to Taylor, of all the gog-GODdamn people in this class. Karkat looked to you, then took the seat next to hers. You could see Taylor slightly move her chair closer to him.

No...

-----

You weren't in any other class with Karkat until lunch

You were beginning to be scared that he'll start to shun you forever. Just like everyone else. You looked at the other lunch that you made for him and sighed. You were so sad... Mainly worried, to be honest.
Why, though? Why were you tearing yourself up on the inside? Why did this feel as though you were being stabbed in the heart? You've never felt a feeling like this ever.
This was new to you.

You finally saw Karkat walk into the cafeteria. He spot you, then walked on over to you. He plopped down next to you, which for some reason...
Made you feel... You couldn't describe it, but it was a nice feeling. You handed the lunch you made for Karkat, which was the exact same thing you always had for lunch (As previously mentioned on sentence three of the first chapter).

"This is what 'school' is like?" he asked. You nodded. "Well, for me right now, it's-"

Karkat was interrupted by...
The one.
The only.
"Hey there, Karky~! Remember me? I'm Taylor. Y'know, from homeroom?"

You set your head on the table, your arms acting like a pillow. Taylor stroked Karkat's face, obviously attempting to seduce him. "Why are you here all alone? With this... Thing?" she asked.
Karkat just glared at her with his bright ruby eyes. She just gave him her ear-raping giggle. "Aw, now there. I don't bite. Unless you want someone... Feisty." Taylor said with a voice like Circe's melody.

He continued to glare at her.

"Aw, you must be shy. It makes sense for someone from another place far, far away. You might not even know who's the trash and who's the treasure!"
She pointed to you. "Now, Karky, this is the Trash." She pointed to herself. "And this is the Treasure. You want to have the Treasure? Or do you want that nasty piece of Trash right next to you-"

This time, Taylor was the one that was interrupted.
With a slap from Karkat.

"Will you just shut the FUCK. UP?! I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DISGUSTING MOTIVES, BITCH!! YOU'RE LIKE THE SHIT OFF A TOILET PAPER BEING DUMPED INTO A TOILET COMPLETELY MADE OF SHIT THAT IS MADE UP OF ALL THE SHIT IN THIS GOGDAMN PLANET. THEN EVERYONE WOULD LINE UP AND SHIT ON YOU IN A SINGLE FILE LINE!! AND HELL, THEY ALL CAN'T WAIT!! AND THAT'S JUST THE MINOR WAY TO PUT IT!!"

That really caused a scene. Taylor was crying all over the place, her crew retreated, all the other students were wide eyed... Hell, you almost pissed yourself.
Now, you felt that you seriously needed to take Karkat back to your apartment before he could get detention and have to come back to school.
Again.

You grabbed him and sprinted out the doors of the school and did so.
This was the worst idea you have ever had.
Good god. I didn't think I had it in me to actually write all those swear words. This is seriously the most swearing I have ever typed into a story chapter.

Ever.
Please don't kill me, okay?

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Homestuck= Andrew Hussie
You= You (i'm guessing)
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:iconleviheichouackerman:
LeviHeichouAckerman Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Trash n' treasure part: my reaction; Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD 


if I was a girl! And if I wasn't so damn awkward! XD//
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:icononeandonlyterminator:
Me and my friend reading through the part when Taylor flirts with Karkat:
Friend: What. A. Little. Cunt.
Me: That bitch better take her claws off him.

Reading the part where he slapped her:
Both of us: OHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL YEAH!!!!
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DJDragonLilly Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Photographer
ILL PUT ON THE FUCKING CLOWN SHIT,,!
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:iconkreepycick:
KreepyCick Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
That funny moment when your name is Everbloom and you read the.......... uhm........ the........ writey thingy at the bottom! And dont worry, I wont kill you. I need you so I can read your amazing stories!
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:icongamerincluded:
Gamerincluded Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Omg I feel in love when karkat was  "talking" to Taylor 
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:iconsecretlatenitereader:
I would have been laughing my *ss off at that yelling scene. But love the story so much!
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:iconstarrykitties:
Starrykitties Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Mhm you tell 'em Karkat.
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
That awkward moment when you have a girl in school named Taylor McNEAL and she reacts just like the one in the story .-.
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:iconjinny-bunny:
Jinny-Bunny Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Student Interface Designer
lul imagine if karkat really transfers into your school
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
PRAISE THE LORD!!!! I WOULD BE SO HAPPY!!!
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:iconjinny-bunny:
Jinny-Bunny Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Interface Designer
and he'll live in your apartment =w=
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
;0; OH DEAR GOG MAY I PLEASE HAVE KARKALES LIVE IN AN APARTMENT WITH ME!!!!
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:iconjinny-bunny:
Jinny-Bunny Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Interface Designer
*karkat suddenly walks in and walks out*
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
X333
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SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait... Theres a girl in your school named taylor and she acts like a total witch too?
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Yes!
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:iconsolluxwantsme:
SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so crazy! Dont you just hate the generic mean girls?
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
Yup!;^;
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:iconsolluxwantsme:
SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*gross sobbing* they pick on me all the time just because my name is spelled 'leia' like from star wars.
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:iconninjagogirl173:
ninjagogirl173 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
People at school call me Sofia the first even though my name is spelled with a ph not a f ;^; I feel you
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:iconsolluxwantsme:
SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh I feel so bad for you. Those meanies.
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:iconkarkatstolemyheart:
Karkatstolemyheart Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Lol man she's a pretty big shit...
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:icondanielle14178:
danielle14178 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
You stand up to her Karkles >:D
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:iconiamthehero2013:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Fuck yeah!!! You go Karkat!!!
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:iconthatonenerdybroad:
thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ITS FIVE AM AND IM LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF THANK YOU.
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:iconmuriichan:
muriiChan Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
colour nazi. Colour Nazi. COLOUR NAZI. I PISSED MYSELF xDDDDD (am i the only one who found it hilarious? .-.)
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mayaHDTV08 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD omg! I laughed so hard when Karkat cussed her off!
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:iconlimitlesspurpose:
limitlesspurpose Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
Hell yeah. Katkat is my hero.
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:iconfireblade626:
Fireblade626 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Student General Artist
This chapter just made my day. :)
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:iconalxyre-vi:
Alxyre-VI Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thumbs up for Karkat slapping the bitch in the face~!! XDD
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TinyBirdGames Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Huh, it @ppe@rs K@rk@t took the words from my mouth. Th@nk you K@rk@t! (but I prob@bly wouldn't h@ve sl@pped her I'm going to slap some sense into you! )
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Arisuta-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer

*sees Taylor try to seduce Karkat*

ME!! TRY TO DO SOMETHING, ME!!

*Karkat slaps Taylor and mouths her off*

Hell yeah! Oh my gog, Karkat, you are meh hero >w<

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V0dk4Mutini Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
When he slapped Taylor oh gog I was trying to eat a pretzel. Physically impossible to eat during the paragraphnow theres pretzel sticks everywhere XD
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:iconkryph:
Kryph Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student
Because telling the teacher, who probably would've been notified ahead of time, "He's an exchange student," fucking works.
BEST. LOGIC. EVER.
XD
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
So much logic
:iconawesomefaceplz:
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:iconkryph:
Kryph Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student
I KNOW, RIGHT?
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
MY LOGIC IS ZE BEST LOGIC *shotdeadlol*
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:iconkryph:
Kryph Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student
IT IS!
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:icondubstepcat:
DubstepCat Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOG
I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
AND MY MOM'S GIVING ME THIS "WHAT THE FUCK" LOOK
AH GOG XD
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:icongirlbrony888:
GirlBrony888 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
I try not to swear in my fics, but with Karkat you kinda have to lol. I won't kill you. *sober gamzee comes* he will though. *runs into tardis*
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:iconskyla12:
Skyla12 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
worst idea? WORST IDEA?! :D THIS IS THE BEST IDEA :P PSH showed taylor who's boss!
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student Writer
Before running with him:
Me:.... BAD ASS!*hugs Karkat*
karkat: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Me: It's a hug, NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
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:iconroseylove7:
roseylove7 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That would be me too. Honestly I'm one of those where people try to have everyone avoid me as much as posible
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Writer
I try to make people do that. IN HISTORY DURING TESTS, SOMETIMES THE TEACHER WALKS OUT TO TALK ON THE PHONE WITH A PARENT, SOMEONE STARTS WHISPER YELLING AT ME FOR ANSWERS. I'm a A student in History
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:iconroseylove7:
roseylove7 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously why can't they understand that a: they need to get a life and b: leave us the fuck alone
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Student Writer
BECAUSE THIS GENERATION MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE'RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF FRIGGIN' RETARDS
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:iconmetagiga:
MetaGiga Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
If it keeps up, then this generation's screwed
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:iconlucia-lileth-vladmir:
Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Writer
Think about the CHILDRENNNNNNN
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:iconroseylove7:
roseylove7 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
True
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