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Delivery! (Male Alpha Trolls x Reader)You eagerly awaited the new arrival of what was called the 'Homestuck Pre-scratch Troll Bundle'. Oh god, you can't believe you had actually claimed the only one! Amazing! It was limited. Limited, as in only two in the entire world. It was pretty much a first come-first serve. And you went to the page as soon as it was released. What did you do? You fucking bought one of the two. When you got the notice about it, you nearly pissed yourself.

You've totally memorized what it had said:

'Congratulations, _______ _______!
You have officially received the Alpha Troll Pack (Male Edition)! The pack includes the following trolls:

Kankri Vantas
Mitun

Heart-shaped sandwiches ((Mituna x Reader))You and Mituna were close before his accident, that was for sure. Closer than the boy was with Cronus. You were almost considered his pale quadrant, not that the two of you hadn't discussed it at all. It came up quite a bit, in all honesty. You, however, weren't too fond of the pale-zone; especially when you started to notice a bit of a flush was there. As of Mituna's 'accident' however, or, whatever you'd be inclined to call it, you were more or less his caregiver. You seemed to be almost a second lusus to him, not mentioning that Latula babied him somewhat as well. Latula. That name seemed to replay over and over in your head. She wasn't on

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 5You woke up the next morning, squished on the couch right next to Karkat. You had the best night ever, seriously. You and Karkat commented about the Real Housewives for… You don't really remember how long. You decided to show him Family Guy after a few episodes. He said, and quote, "What the fuck am I even watching?"
You guess you fell asleep sometime after midnight or so. You have no idea how long Karkat stood up after you fell asleep, but either way. It was nice. You turned over to your clock on the wall…

10:34!? Dear GOD, you're late… But you know what? Screw it. Your teacher might know that you're taking care of him

Miracle Hinacle {SOLLUX CAPTOR}

[A/N]: OMG THE DESU.
Listen to Miracle Hinacle while reading this.
Link to English Lyrics and English Sun in the description!

Solluc Captor
Miracle Hinacle

Your name is... you don't remember... and you have a unique ability.

Using other's misery, you can turn it into good fortune. While you occasionally use it for yourself, you prefer to use it to help them.

Your legend is known as 'the miracle girl.'

Due to your ability, you've mastered the ability to control both time and space and bend them into positive outcomes. And because of that, you can bend the space around you to 'fly' or 'float.' You also bend time to 'disappear' from your 'v

Kankri x Reader BACK OFF" Come on doll face! Vwhy not? " She sighed and rolled her eyes at the highblood, " BECAUSE OH GREAT STUPID ONE! I don't want too."

I was spying on them from behind the bushes. I glared at Cronus. How dare he! We all know that I called dibs on the adroable human girl. The sight of him FLIRTING with her! Gog! it's 100% triggering! But then again........ Why would _______ want to go on a date with me...... I'm just an annoying troll who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut!

" I'll take you to your fawvorite resturant! " " No. " " Mowvie? " " No. " " Arcade? " " Go away. " " Not until you go on a date vwith me doll face. " He wrapped a arm

GHB x Reader When Somebody Loved Me Only earlier that day, you had been there at his side, cracking jokes. He had found them funny and comforting. The days were getting bad and he was really getting his rage on thanks to not killing enough trolls. Then you had disappeared. He was bewildered at first, where in the world would you even go? You had been his slave for a good few sweeps before your matespriteship and so there would be nowhere for you to go.

Upon poking his head outside, he heard two familiar voices: yours and the Summoner’s. He was pissed off, sure, but it turned to full bloodthirsty rage when he heard you two laugh about something. You both would have to p

What is missing... (GHB x Reader part 3)--
The Signless…
The Sufferer…
You had just witnessed the worst possible thing. A troll just wanting change for a better Alternia… And now the troll who you had a crush on and had a possible crush on you just showed you the torture of the Sufferer. Was it a warning of what would happen if you betrayed the Highblood? Was he placing down the consequences of freedom?
Or… An attempt of an outing?

…
Hell no. Why the fuck would that even come to mind? It wasn't even close to an outing. It was more like a… You can't even THINK of a word to describe it. As you slowly mopped the floor in the room, it was comp

I Will Repay You Someday: SolluxAncestor:

As you faced him, you felt sadness.

" I'm so sorry......"

" It wathn't your fault."

You looked at your old friend an sighed. You were a lowly maid of the Condesce. The Psionic had asked you to join the rebellion, but you declined. Mainly out of fear. You had seen what high bloods could do. It terrified you.

The leader, The Signless, understood your feelings. Most of his followers called you ' The Snitch '. The Psionic was sad that you didn't join. At first , however, he was angry ,but now he finally understood why.

" I'll make it up to you. I promise. "

Pre-Scratch:

"MITUNA BE CAREFUL!!!!"

CRASH!

"OWWW SOFUWODJWODKWODJWDIJ

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader)You sat in the lunchroom, opening up your lunchbox. It was the usual. Jelly sandwich, carrots, chips, and Powerade. School always went by slowly for you. Especially when you have to wake up to go to school.
Seven AM, wake up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have- Good god, not that song again.

Anyway, you sat at your usual table.
Alone.
You always were no matter what. No one cared to sit by you at all. Maybe because they don't want to be seen with the biggest outcast of the school. Yet, you've had people sit by you. Very nice people. But, there's another problem.

Taylor.

Taylor was pretty much on top of the sch

A crash downstairs -SignlessxReader-

A large crash from downstairs.

You heard a loud crash from downstairs and a groan and jumped up- it sounded like someone had tripped, or gotten tripped, and fallen. Possibly breaking something, which was just what you needed-another mess.

You shoved yourself off your bed, going out into the hallways and saw Kankri peeking out of his room.

“Is everything alright, or do we need the trigger-inducing strobelights of an ambulance?” he asked and you shook your head.

“Calm down, Kankri. I’ve got this-just go back to writing your report or whatever” you waved him off and he shrugged, closing the door to his room agai

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 6Over the past few days, you've been helping Karkat learn about Earth. He's been catching on quite quickly actually. You've also been helping him find a way back to his own wold. It wasn't exactly working out so well, but the least you could do was try. Pretty soon, he agreed to go back to your school as an exchange student once again.
"What do you think will happen after I put the bitch in her place?" he asked you. You shrug and reply, "I don't know. No one's ever one that to Taylor before. We'll just have to find out."

As you approach the school, all the students stop what thy were doing and look towards Karkat. The all moved out of you and

VantasxReader (Choose your sweater!)

Your name is (F/N) (L/N) and you just made a pretty big mistake.

You’d been washing clothes and had accidentally kinda sorta button mashed the alchemizer in the process. Thinking it’d be no big deal, you’d just shrugged it off and let it continue its wash, forgetting about the button sequence that- you thought- you’d accidentally pressed.

So, that left the problem at hand. You’d switched the clothes over to the dryer, not really thinking anything was wrong-the washer always made clothes seem so much small than they actually were! But digging around the dryer now, you could clearly see the problem.

You pulled u

Suds ((Mituna x Reader))Letting your body hit the beanbag you had in the far corner of your room, it would be a lie if you tried convincing yourself that you weren't even remotely tired. After taking care of a certain Captor for the past few days, seeing as he had a bit of a cold, you were exhausted. After cleaning, cooking and babying him with little to no rest, you were grateful to have these little moments to yourself; even if he was in your bed, wrapped up in the blanket and snoring loudly. You remembered when the male first got to your house, sniffling and rubbing his eyes, his body shaking as waves of nausea hit him and caused his body to tremble. You had a pi

Driving Lessons - Human!Kankri x Reader((Okay guys! This is my first reader insert. Its Human!Stuck by the way. All of it. Anyway! HOPE its not too bad....ENJOY~!))
Your name is ____ ____, you are 15 years old, and your best friend Kankri Vantas, is currently teaching you how to drive. See, you had already failed your drivers ed class once, so you wanted him to teach you. You weren't all that good at driving, and the thought of it scared you, but Kankri would always lecture you when he drove you to work. "____, It is very triggering t9 have t9 keep driving y9u everywhere. I kn9w y9u can't drive, 6ut that doesn't mean that y9u must ask me to take y9u t9 y9ur j96 everyday!" And blah blah blah!
So, because of him not leaving you alone about this, Kankri was currently lecturing you on the rules of the road. "....and when y9u reach a st9p sigh, n9 matter what, y9u must ALWAYS st9p. Yes? And then als9..." You had been tuning him out for a while now. You knew the rules, you just didn't kno

What do? Sollux X Reader X Karkat [Drabble]

Two young trolls stand in the dark laboratory. One looking pretty well at ease and the other rather agitated and well… "pissed off".

"SOLLUX, CAN WE HURRY UP AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?" Karkat, the shorter troll beckoned at the other. The one known as Sollux, shifted his bi coloured glasses up the rim of his nose.

"Oh 2hut up, kk. _____ doe2n't know we're iin her ba2ement u2ing her lab." he hissed through his fangs. Karkat growled deeply before sitting cross-legged on the engraved platform. He didn't know why he even agreed to this, it all seemed dumb and unnecessary, but in a way he was bored out of his mind. So why the hell not?

"Al

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"SHUT UP, FUCKASS!!"

You were quiet.

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A First Try (Grand Highblood x ReaderYou were his slave.
The unfortunate person who had to be locked up inside a cold, dreary room. As a [low-caste color] blood, you had no choice but to serve your royal master.
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Actually, you were captured by his blue blooded warriors sweeps ago. Even though you were living in poverty back then, it was better then what you had to deal with here.

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Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) Part 3"Yes."
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"Yes."
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!!"

You were having trouble with convincing Karkat to go with you to school. Who knows what he'll do without you watching him? So far, he hated everything about you. Sometimes, you felt like he hated you for no reason at all.
He's just lucky you're tolerant.

To sum up the weekend, Karkat watched pretty much every romantic comedy he could find, told you off, slept in YOUR bed, and you had to deal with him screaming at the TV while he was watching 'The Real Housewives'.

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by ~MetaGiga, Dec 16, 2012, 6:03:56 PM
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"It's almost time."
"But, why?"
"We're constantly being watched. Soon, they'll find you."
"And… Then..?"
A pause.
"I don't know… But, you're good on you're own. You're like that. Trust me, everything will be fine."
"Will you come back? Will… You? Will you? Will you?!"
"It depends… But, you'll be okay."
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You pretty much scarfed down your dinner like a wolf. You couldn't wait to get back to the mini-trolls. "What's the rush, hon?" your mom asked. "Nothing. I just have some stuff to do." you replied.
"Yeah! _______ got a new toy! It moves and talks and it seems cool! And it talks!" Emily added.
Your dad raised an eyebrow. "A new toy?" he questioned. You gave a smile, then replied, "Yeah, I got a toy for myself to have."

"Aren't you a little bit too old for toys?" he asked. You shook your head. "No, I'm not! I just wanna have some fun. Just because I'm in highschool doesn't mean I can't have fun once and a while, right?"
Your mom turned to your dad, "Well, _______ can play with some toys too, I guess." she said.
Dad glanced to her, then sighed, "As long as they're not My Little Ponies, I'm okay."

You grinned, "Thanks! But, can I have some privacy with it for a while? I want some time alone."
Once you set your now empty plate on the counter and bounded over to your room. With a close of your door and a click of its lock, you looked around your room to find…

"Holy shit."

Your room was a complete mess.
Cronus was getting beaten up by Kurloz while Mituna was on the floor crying. Rufioh and Horuss seemed to have found your old lego box and were making some sort of structure out of it, and Kankri was looking through your gaming magazines. "What the fuck is going on?!" you snapped at the miniature trolls. They all stopped, then looked to you. "C-Cronusth was gonna pull my pantsth down! Th-then Kurlozth thsaved me and and and-"
"Whoa calm down, Mituna." you said, then glared at Cronus. "Why the hell were you trying to pants Mituna?!"

"Vwhat..? I vwas only messing around… Owv… I can't feel my face…" he replied. Kurloz just grinned and pulled Mituna up, which resulted in a huge hug from Mituna. Rufioh and Horuss were next.

"We were going to make a stable, _______."
"Yeah… And it was also gonna be a tower… For, you know… Us to live in."
Looking over to the lego box, it had tipped over and practically all of the pieces were scattered all over the floor.
"You know… You COULD of asked me to make you a stable tower BEFORE you knocked over the biggest lego box in my neighborhood." you replied, trying to keep your cool.

"Excuse me," Kankri said, "But, what exactly is this picture of an extremely disturbing creature? It is called 'Scarlet Doll', I know that by the title. But, it hardly looks like a doll at all."
Oh god, he found the Silent Hill page. "That thing's from a horror game and I don't think you'd really enjoy it so just give it ba-"
"Also, the 'nurses' look fairly like what you humans call: 'Prostitutes'."
"GIVE IT!!"
You snatched the magazine away. The more you looked at your now-messy room, the more pissed off you got. "LOOK, YOU GUYS JUST MESSED UP MY ROOM, WENT THROUGH MY STUFF, AND STARTED BEATING EACH OTHER UP!!"
They all winced.
"Now. All of you. Get. The. FUCK. Along."
Mituna started shivering, then whimpered. He started to cry. Okay. Now you feel bad. "Hey… Mituna, I'm sorry…"
He took a peek towards you, then quickly turned away. "I really am… I just… Oh god, I'm really sorry…"

You looked over to all the legos, then picked some up. You picked up Rufioh and Horuss' stable tower and started building. You were a master with legos and you could make practically anything.
While all the trolls watched, you used your tremendous amount of legos to create a huge mansion. Just enough for all of them to live in. With some cotton balls, you made some makeshift beds. "Alright, this is my apology for going off," you said, "Plus, it was a good way of cleaning up."

All of them curiously went inside, then looked around. Even though you couldn't exactly see what was happening, you could still hear. Mituna was giggling inside the yellow room you made for him, Cronus was inside the bottom right room, still moaning from his beat-up from Kurloz. Kankri was busy looking around. You could tell because he seemed to be ranting to himself.
Kurloz… Well, you didn't know where he is.
But, you could see Horuss and Rufioh.
Horuss was in the stable while Rufioh was hanging on top of the tower.

You smiled. "Well, I have to go to bed now. I'll try to sneak you some food tomorrow. Good night, you guys."
With that said, you crawled into your bed and fell asleep.

Delivery(Male Alpha Trolls x Reader) Part 2by ~MetaGiga

Literature / Characters & Settings / Contemporary / Settings

Woo yeah, part 2 is finally here! Huzzah! Sorry it took so long. But, here it is! Also, Silent Hill is one of my favorite games lol. It's actually one of my ways of relieving stress. Oh, just to give you a good view on the 'Scarlet Doll', here's the boss fight:
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And I'm too lazy to give you insight on the Nurses. If you're curious, look them up yourself :

Part 1: [link]

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~xXTheINSaneONeXx 23 hours ago Hobbyist Digital Artist

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> w < Where is part 3?!?!?!?

~Iamactuallyjustacat 5 days ago New member

Pleeeaaseee write a part 3?!
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~EmokoX May 5, 2013

please make a part three I'll give you my Oc for free!

~xxXPandaGirlXxx May 3, 2013 New member Hobbyist General Artist

will there be more?

~PorrimMaryam3764 Apr 30, 2013 New member Hobbyist General Artist

I would be a bit creeper out with the mini cronos and kurloz but the others would be fine. I think kankri would just get after me for not doing my homework but other than that I love the story and think a part three is in order.

~AnimeNinja611 Apr 23, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

OMG I love this! >w< it's so adorable and funny!!! OuO

~portsha Apr 20, 2013 New member

will there be a part 3?

~turret6547 Apr 9, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Well, I don't need sleep, anyways.....

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~turret6547 Apr 9, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Wait......Are you a Gamzee cosplayer?

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